Ozzie: Hey Mom.

Cat Mom: Not now Oz, I’m working.

Ozzie: HEY MOM!

Cat Mom: What?!

Ozzie: Aren’t I beautiful?

Cat Mom: Yes you are sweetie.

We’re thankful for beautiful interruptions today.

Beth: Cat Mom named me Beth.

But Cat Dad always refers to me as Princess,

I prefer Princess.

Once in a great while Cat Mom will call me

Princess Elizabeth which I approve of too.

Nevertheless, my caption still reads ‘Beth’, not Princess.

I’m thankful for Cat Dad

who understands my real standing here.