Leila: I’m happy to be in from the cold in my new home, however – the service has gone down in quality this week.

Leila: This table leg for instance, needs dusting! Do I have to do everything myself?

Leila: Dirty socks, a neck pillow and that stuffed blue monster strewn higgledy-piggledly on my resting couch!

Lub Muffin: Take a chill pill already, sheesh Leila.

Marley: As long as we’re mentioning the lowering of service standards, has anyone noticed my bowl is empty … again?!

Leila: Squirrel alert! What were we talking about?